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samwinchestersmoose:

when i went out to go see Maleficent, when i saw this fairy

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I was like “Haha that looks like Umbridge”

and then she changed into a human 

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And I was like “HOLY SHIT THAT IS UMBRIDGE!!111!”

and a couple rows behind me, I heard someone say “You must not tell lies” and I lost it

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uriahsmellsliketeenspirit:

tristan-thorn-is-my-hero:

mojosodope178:

theweedteacher:

Wait so in order to shoot this commercial they actually gave two little kids dildos and said go fight with these

double wait…they used kids playing with dildos to promote gun safety?

This is fucking amazing to me…

Well yeah, what better way to get your attention than doing something outrageous like give kids a pair of dildos? You got the message they were sending, didn’t you?

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dxindustriesinc:

When people say I have hidden potential

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engineeringpoodles:

This is why I only put first initial, last name on a lot of things like resumes and job apps and tests.

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…while “the female gaze” is attracted by things like a naked, sweaty Chris Evans or Idris Elba, it’s also attracted by things like: men smiling in sweaters, men crying (DON’T LIE TUMBLR), barefoot fragile Sebastian Stan in the rain on Political Animals, men holding babies, men speaking foreign languages, Mark Ruffalo, and a whole bunch of weird stuff on Ao3 that I don’t even wanna get into. And that’s just “the female gaze as it pertains to men.”

lukeisnotsexy:

katara:

my english teacher retired and she just is so snide

personally I think the dog is even more snide

lukeisnotsexy:

katara:

my english teacher retired and she just is so snide

personally I think the dog is even more snide

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funny-text-posts:

Part 2 of my favourite text posts

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arcanewinter:

huntersonahotelbed:

oh my fucking god

so i’m reading this harry potter fic

and every now and then there are words like “arseented” and “marseaging” and “arseistance” and i was trying to figure out what the hell is going on

finally i got to the word “parse” and figured it out

they’re american so after they wrote it they did a find and replace to change every “ass” to “arse”

i can’t stop laughing omg

"Word has made 436 replacements."

"That sounds right."

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